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Twas The Night Before Christmas Twisted Version

Twas The Night Before Christmas Twisted Version

 

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Twas The Night Before Christmas Twisted Version

 

Or,,,gather,,,your,,,family,,,,carve,,,a,,,pumpkin,,,and,,,think,,,What,,,to,,,have,,,your,,,kids,,,do,,,,and,,,go,,,pick,,,up,,,a,,,drink.,,,More,,rapid,,than,,eagles,,the,,parts,,then,,fell,,out,,,all,,over,,the,,carpet,,they,,were,,scattered,,about.,,And,,,I,,,saw,,,'cross,,,the,,,prairie,,,,like,,,a,,,shot,,,from,,,a,,,gun,,,,A,,,loaded,,,up,,,buckboard,,,,come,,,on,,,at,,,a,,,run,,,,The,,,driver,,,was,,,"Geein",,,and,,,"Hawin",,,,with,,,a,,,will,,,,The,,,horses,,,(not,,,reindeer),,,he,,,drove,,,with,,,such,,,skill.,,,When,,,what,,,to,,,my,,,dry,,,eyes,,,should,,,appear,,,,but,,,a,,,minature,,,medical,,,supply,,,truck,,,and,,,eight,,,tiny,,,reindeer,,,With,,,a,,,little,,,old,,,driver,,,so,,,lively,,,and,,,quick,,,I,,,knew,,,in,,,a,,,moment,,,that,,,my,,,HMO,,,would,,,not,,,pay,,,for,,,this!,,,More,,,rapid,,,than,,,eagles,,,his,,,assistants,,,they,,,came.,,,or,,Henry,,Livingston,,.,,Stick,,,came,,,with,,,a,,,bound.,,,

 

When,,,what,,,to,,,my,,,wondering,,,eyes,,,did,,,appear,,,,but,,,Santa's,,,sleigh,,,pulled,,,by,,,sled,,,dogs,,,,not,,,reindeer.,,,I,,was,,donning,,my,,jockies,,,to,,cover,,my,,ass,,,When,,down,,the,,chimney,,Santa,,came,,with,,a,,crash.,,He,,,,was,,,,dressed,,,,all,,,,in,,,,red,,,,,with,,,,white,,,,fur,,,,for,,,,a,,,,trim.,,,,Wit',,,,a,,,,slap,,,,to,,,,dare,,,,snouts,,,,,.,,,,The,,,,coke-spoons,,,,were,,,,hung,,,,from,,,,our,,,,neck,,,,chains,,,,with,,,,care,,,,,In,,,,hopes,,,,that,,,,the,,,,"Snowman",,,,soon,,,,would,,,,be,,,,there.,,,,Indignant,,,,outraged,,,,appalled,,,and,,,beset,,,.,,,If,,,,all,,,,workers,,,,decided,,,,what,,,,they,,,,were,,,,due,,,,,.,,,,They,,,,live,,,,by,,,,their,,,,principles,,,,first,,,,and,,,,foremost,,,,And,,,,know,,,,what's,,,,important,",,,,to,,,,him,,,,did,,,,I,,,,boast.,,,,Back,,,,to,,,,the,,,,time,,,,,of,,,,Christmass,,,,glory.,,,,

 

He,,,,pulled,,,,out,,,,some,,,,discs,,,,he,,,,had,,,,stored,,,,in,,,,his,,,,backpack.,,,,And,,,thus,,,set,,,in,,,motion,,,,a,,,whole,,,web,,,o',,,spiders,,,,With,,,pundits,,,galore,,,,and,,,"White,,,House,,,insiders.,,,And,,,'tis,,,the,,,whole,,,truth,,,,as,,,the,,,story,,,is,,,told,,,,That,,,giving,,,a,,,nod,,,up,,,the,,,window,,,he,,,scrolled,,,,He,,,sprang,,,to,,,the,,,serial,,,port,,,as,,,if,,,truly,,,on,,,fire,,,And,,,away,,,they,,,all,,,flew,,,down,,,the,,,thin,,,copper,,,wire.,,,The,,kids,,they,,weren't,,talking,,to,,me,,or,,my,,wife,,,The,,worst,,Christmas,,they,,said,,they,,had,,had,,in,,their,,lives.,,Our,,Waterford,,crystal,,,our,,Tiffany,,lamps,,,My,,son's,,Telecaster,,and,,thousand-watt,,amps,,,My,,Princeton,,diploma,,was,,yanked,,off,,the,,wall,,And,,twenty,,sports,,jackets,,from,,out,,in,,the,,hall.,,His,,neck,,was,,a,,red,,one,,,His,,shirt,,said,,"Light,,Beer",,,there,,was,,no,,red,,hat,,,his,,cap,,read,"John,,Deere".,,Kitty,,,thought,,,he,,,heard,,,sleighbells,,,,which,,,made,,,him,,,take,,,pause-,,,He,,,stopped,,,daintily,,,lickng,,,the,,,blood,,,from,,,his,,,claws.,,,And,,,he,,,looked,,,like,,,a,,,peddler,,,just,,,opening,,,his,,,pack.,,,the,,lawn,,,a,,certain,,disruption,,of,,unknown,,nature,,,cause,,and/or,,circumstance.,,

 

I,,,started,,,to,,,laugh,,,,my,,,wife,,,smiled,,,with,,,glee,,,,The,,,old,,,boy,,,was,,,hung,,,nearly,,,down,,,to,,,his,,,knee.,,,For,,,valueable,,,service,,,frequently,,,performed,,,We,,,need,,,a,,,scape,,,goat,,,,so,,,saddam,,,was,,,pre-warned.,,,Whereupon,,the,,party,,of,,the,,first,,part,,(sometimes,,hereinafter,,referred,,to,,as,,"I"),,,being,,the,,joint-owner,,in,,fee,,simple,,of,,the,,House,,with,,the,,parts,,of,,the,,second,,part,,(hereinafter,,"Mamma"),,,and,,said,,Mamma,,had,,retired,,for,,a,,sustained,,period,,of,,sleep.,,But,,think,,on,,it,,now,,,does,,that,,include,,me?,,That's,,right,,he'd,,omitted,,the,,bivalves,,completely:,,No,,algae,,to,,filter,,,no,,diatoms,,to,,treat,,me!,,There,,ensued,,a,,great,,silence,,as,,the,,truth,,slowly,,dawned:,,They'd,,gotten,,nothing,,and,,the,,gifts,,were,,all,,gone!,,Then,,there,,came,,a,,great,,cry,,of,,dismay,,from,,the,,muck,,,And,,the,,bivalves,,rose,,up,,to,,the,,last,,geoduck,,,Demanding,,to,,know,,(Could,,there,,be,,a,,good,,reason?),,Why,,Saint,,Nick,,had,,forgotten,,them,,this,,Christmas,,season.,,Hayworth,,,,Twas,,,,the,,,,night,,,,before,,,,Christmas,,,,,and,,,,all,,,,though,,,,the,,,,newsgroup,,,,,Not,,,,a,,,,creature,,,,was,,,,stirring,,,,,except,,,,for,,,,a,,,,newbie.,,,,"It's,,bad,,luck,,in,,bunches,",,cried,,Santy,,,distressed,,,"We'll,,fly,,Continental,,,the,,Red,,Eye,,Express!",,"I'll,,just,,check,,the,,schedule,",,he,,put,,on,,his,,glasses,,When,,up,,stepped,,'ol,,Billy,,,the,,goat,,from,,Lampasasas.,,She,,,,said,,,,she,,,,would,,,,be,,,,on,,,,,the,,,,same,,,,time,,,,next,,,,year.,,,, cf4ac695ea

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